my lovely lady lumps

lol ok so i was over at the makings of me by the lovely daja and she did a post about ass and boobs.. so i decided to do the same.....

hmmmm as far as me backside is concerned i will consider myself bumper but my friends are over here telling me "im a lie" and that im a badonkadonk.. so its 4 against 1 so i will say badonkadonk...


as far as my lumps up top... i will consider myself watermelons... i mean i dont see myself as anything else on this chart..lol..sorry.. truth is my tattas are really not that big they just look huge as hell in clothing.. im only a 38 C... depending on the brand i can wear a D but most of all my bras are C's.. got them C/D's on deck...lmaooo

so everyone do you all think i accurately rated myself and if not what would you put down.. and ladies what do you rank yourselves let me know...

sidenote: i was really in my room checking myself out in the mirror...shame shame shame lol

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tragedy of new years eve/ new years day

my best friend and i

first off i want to say, happy new years to all of my followers, non followers, supporters, and readers... hope you all have a blessed and prosperous 2010, dont wait for your dreams to come to you, go out and catch them. leave 2009 in the back and embrace 2010 with positivity and an open mind...

okay so new years eve is a celebration of a new year, new things, new resolutions and all that good stuff. but we also know that new years eve is nothing more than a simple excuse for people all over the world to get crazy drunk, do some dumb shit and blame it on the goose... we all have had our moment(s) where we just partied a little too hard, most of us its on our birthdays or new years.. well this year was my year where i got crazy drunk.. now you all know i am a partier so sometimes i do a little too much.. but never like this before.. i got so drunk i am now scared to drink. i swear to you i went into the liquor store today to get some vodka and became instantly nauseous. i have flashbacks of the taste of goose in my mouth.. as i am typing this my stomach is getting woozy arghh... anway lets just say that after the ball dropped so did i. PEOPLE I DONT EVEN REMEMBER NEW YEARS... yes you read it correct, i dont remember new years. why you might ask?? simple.. i drank so fucking much i passed the fuck out. i was hungover for TWO WHOLE days.. what was i drinking you might ask *cause you might want to get to where i wentt* i drank goose people.. fucking grey goose.. my motto now is no longer goose get you loose... ohhhh no my motto is GOOSE IS THE DEVIL... i woke up with bruises on my legs and arm, a bump on my head, and an injured knee. i lost my sisters cell phone, my best friends camera and all my money. how? i dont know because i dont remember the night. last thing i remember was entering the club sitting in vip and taking shots of goose.. cause its my bestfriends birthday on new years so we do it big like that every year... i am never drinking goose again.. hell i may never drink again... all i know is GOOSE IS THE DEVIL AND I HAVE NO MEMORY OF MY NEW YEAR.. EXCEPT FOR THE PICTURE ON TOP.

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super head gets dissed...

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