not what i normally do but cant help it

ok so by no way am i on the rihanna wagon like everyone else. i mean i give props when props when props is due.. but im sorry when i seen this GQ spread i couldnt deny it anymore... RIHANNA IS A BAD BITCH.. im sorry had to get it out my system.. im not even gonna say no homo cause i wont lie if i was a dude... forget about it.. but really RIHANNA IS A BAD BITCH... you cant take that from her and if someone says otherwise they are a hater... im sure they airbrush some but still i mean damn.... (oh and before i forget i got these pictures from necole bitchie)




ok now on to my next rihanna topic at hand.. has anyone seen what tila tequila has been saying about rihanna... well if you havent, check it out... all my thoughts will be in pink.. cause im gonna have to break this shit down.. i might get a little ignorant during the process of this.. def will be going back to my Jamaican and Brooklyn roots but somebody got to do it..

Wow, I’m sorry girlfriend, but you were cool until u decided to open up your mouth about me so I have no choice.(bitch you are like asian or something of it.. why the fuck are you acting so hard.. simmer your slutty ass the fuck down) Everyone in the entertainment industry knows, you just do not fuck with Tila Tequila(and ummm someone remind me... who the FUCK are you again.. maybe a D lister.. definitely a NO lister. hoe sit down, two seasons of fucking and sucking any and everything with a whole and a dick and you are supposed to be somebody. BITCH PLEASE) and think you can get away with it! Even Perez Hilton knows that(that’s another inside story I have about him & myself, but I will post about that in another blog)(so you took on perez do you really think you can take in rihanna.???)

So everyone, yes…..that is the HUGE SECRET our prestine, perfect little Princess RiRi, the “IDOL” has been hiding from the media. A very close source (what source?? bitch you aint that big (jamaican part coming in) stop di bloodclot lyin, yuh blinkin liyard) of mine, who works in the same legal camp as Rihanna, has told me that the reason why Rihanna wasn’t speaking out about the CHRIS BROWN incident is because there was a catch 22 in it. Rihanna has herpes, and….well……I don’t wanna put anyone else on blast, but Rihanna has herpes and gave someone else herpes that she had slept with.(ok rihanna may or may not have herpes.. but what the fuck you have??THE WHOLE FUCKING PACKAGE>>>HIV, SYPHILIS, HERPES, CHLAMYDIA, AND GONNORHEA... HOE SIT THE FUCK DOWN. you need to worry about your coot instead of someone elses)

My sources are very legit, and they work in Rihanna’s legal camp, and that is how I know!(once again stop di rasclat lying , ya ole rundown pussyhole gyal) SO RIHANNA HAS HERPES, STD’S & WAS SCARED TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT IT CUZ SHE DIDN’T WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT SHE HAS HERPES AND INFECTED SOMEONE ELSE WITH IT! BAD RIHANNA!

So while you cascade around town, acting like yo shit don’t stink, and leading the media and your fans into thinking that you are a strong woman, and idol, well….it’s a shame you had to trick them into thinking you are, because truth is, you’re ruining other people’s lives, infecting people with your STD’s, and walking around getting praised and loving the sympathy, when really, in real life you are just a major bitch who could give 2 shits about your fans and all the people who have been supporting you!(bitch if you so high and mighty and famous wah di rass yo ah worry wit what likkle riri ah do ee-eee?? sihdone deh and shut di fuck up...check undanet ya rass and tell mi wah di hell you a carry)
SMH AT TILA... BITCH YOU NOT THAT FAMOUS.. AND YOU DAMN SURE DONT HAVE ROOM FOR TALKING ABOUT ANYONE ELSE.. DONT WORRY ABOUT WAD DI HELL RIHANNA AH DO INNA HA RASS BEDROOM... AND WAH DI INNA HER OR UNDANET HER RASS... WORRY ABOUT WAH INNA YOU... THIS BITCH IS SLOPPY AS FUCK.. THATS WHY HER ASS GOT IKED BY THAT FOOTBALL PLAYER DUDE.

6 comments:

RoByn LaTice December 21, 2009 at 11:51 AM  

lmao at your accents coming out in it! :)..had me rolling. And yes in that shoot Rhi is a bad bitch! and Tila need to sit here ass down , her 15 minutes been over.

Secretia December 21, 2009 at 1:49 PM  

I still like her.

Katlynne LaSalle December 21, 2009 at 5:16 PM  

Great post! Love your hilarious commentary on the Tila bulls***, what a loser she is. This doesn't put her azz on top, it only makes her look desperate for attention by trying to steal RiRi's thunder.

Go head RiRi, Do Yo Thang, I ain't even mad at cha! We all make mistakes sometimes. Hell, I hit my man before (assuming that she hit Chris Brown when he tried to get his phone back from her) but that shit was just like swatting at a fly. I love CB, but he lost it.

He's forgiven so long as he doesn't go there ever again with any woman.

Let this young woman rise to the highest heights. Be hard, that's the only way she can endure.

Cook.ThePoet. December 24, 2009 at 2:58 PM  

I love the pix of Rihanna, esp that last one. What!?? She B A D D #sohomo. && When did tila decide to open her mouth bout anything??? I forgot she existed l0l. She has no status to be sayin nada bout nada. Love the accent parts!!! Nice!!

-Cook.ThePoet.

tha unpretentious narcissist © December 24, 2009 at 9:59 PM  

you're commentary made Tila's rant so much more enjoyable. lol..

TiKeDi December 25, 2009 at 10:11 AM  

Lmao. Rihanna is a bad bitch, as I stated before the media will make you a little tired of her. And if Rihanna secret was so big somebody would of been spilled that shit for some cash, so I dont think the whole thing is 100. Tila need to sit her ass down, she is just messy. A mess.